The following is taken from a conversation I had via text with a friend writing a paper about secularism in Russia. I have left out all of his responses; mine are unedited.
"Haha yeeeah. Blame the Germans."
"It's always the Germans. Or the Austrians, for non-Russian Slavs. Everything and always. I bet the IP is a Habsburg front group."
"EXACTLY. Werner Herzog would be a great Slavophile."